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Survive Israel

While I am going back tonight -snifsnif- some of you might go on a trip to Israel.
If so, find here some survival kits to read.
How to survive Israeli drivers -yep, my mom will confirm they are even more crazy then Belgians...-

One Way Streets - No Way
You're going on a road trip and you've checked out the map to make sure you are aware of all the one way streets. You assume everyone does the same, right? Wrong! Don't be surprised to see 1) another car coming straight at you 2) someone backing up the street towards you 3) someone turning out of a laneway coming straight towards you. Also note that anyone of these vehicles may be a moving van, local garbage truck, speeding Mazda or, the worst and most dangerous, any one of the aforementioned on their cellphone. Survival tip: be like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.

And last but not least: How to survive Israeli men -for both men and women interesting...- ;)

Posted on August 26, 2005
in Linking context, Living in Israel

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